Big Red Boehner

Has anyone noticed how unnaturally tan House Republican leader John Boehner (or "Big Red" as I like to call him) is? I'm no hi-def doppler, but I'm pretty sure it hasn't been face-burning sunny in Washington DC for a while now, or in his home state of Ohio. How does he do it? I'm guessing much like the Castro St 24-hr fitness I once frequented, he's got some sort of tanning machine close-by and ready to use at a moments notice. Or, maybe it's just that he's completely full of shit all of the time and that load of shit is always working it's hardest to get out of him, thus causing this constipated shade of red-face. Whatever it is, it freaks me out, especially when he's telling us liberals that if we want to close down Gitmo, "maybe we ought to open Alcatraz." Good ol' Douche La'Rue. Keep crying Boner... I mean Boehner.

presidential hanky-panky?

we all know that president-elect obama's campaign theme was "no drama." given the high stress situations he is going to be tackling 24-7, the man is going to be in need of some serious release to ensure the drama does not boil over. unfortanately, it appears that he is not going to be getting any "release" while shacking up at the white house.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/billy-kimball/obamas-expected-to-have-s_b_145104.html

apparently, the "practice" of doing it has become extremely rare in the modern white house. the first couple don't even share a bedroom! (although in oliver stone's W, george and lara cozzied up in the same bed in several scenes - another inaccuracy?).
maybe if more presidents got to bone other than at camp david, the free world would be a more pleasant place. studies show, pent up sexual frustration is the number 1 cause of war.
hopefully "renegade" and "renaissance" will bring change to the white house and do it in the lincoln bedroom!!!!

They hate him for his freedom

This is just sad... and hilarious.

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